"So You Think You Can Dance": Did anyone notice Cat Deely calling Jessica "Geesica" at the top of the show? Why did they not re-shoot that or dub in "Jessica?" Weird. I know she is very talented, but the show has to stop its love affair with Mia Michaels. I really don't need to see one more shot of her sitting in the audience with her knees up to her chest and that squinty smile. Wow, I just got salty like Nigel last night. Oh, and if he doesn't want the audience booing everything the judges say, tell the audience warm-up guy to stop telling them to boo. All right, Mia's thing last night with Twitchington was awesome...squint away Mia....squint away. Because of that routine, I now like that John Mayer song. (See a clip from this show.)
"Baby Borrowers": Those babies tortured those teenagers and it was hysterical. I don't think that's what they were going for, but seeing those teens collapsing under the pressure after just two days with a kid was comic gold. It's easy for me to sit here criticizing these teens for not being able to handle kids for just a few days, but I know I'm running for the exits after a few hours with my nephews Reid and Ryan. Reid, Ryan, if you're reading this, I'm kidding. If you're not, I'm not. (See a clip from this show.)
"Black Gold": Tru TV says it's "Not Reality. Actuality." What in the world does that mean? I don't know how much drama there is in digging a hole, but these guys do their best to make it fascinating. But it's not complicated. They drill a hole until they hit oil, or they drill until they don't find oil and then go drill another hole. That's actuality I guess. (See a clip from this show.)
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